Every sweater individually checked
The ugly truth about Christmas sweaters
Amazon listings are keyword soup. We look at every photo of every sweater and tell you what it actually is: knitted or printed, real lights or painted ones, and whether the title is even right.
- 505
- sweaters checked photo by photo
- 19
- misleading Amazon titles caught
- 19
- listings binned as not Christmas-worthy
Why this site is different
We look at every photo
Not just the first one. Back views, close-ups and the gallery shot where the model finally moves her arm off the slogan.
Knitted or printed?
Half the "sweaters" out there are printed sweatshirts. Nothing wrong with that - but you should know before you order.
Lights that actually light
If it says light-up, we check the lights are real LEDs and not a picture of fairy lights.
We call out bad listings
A "Cat Mom" sweatshirt that is really Merry Christmas. A "Summer Camp" tee that is really Die Hard. We fix the name.
Shop by kind of ugly
Caught out
Real listings from our catalogue, before and after we actually looked.
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Maximum ugly
Our highest-rated monstrosities. You have been warned.
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JOYIN Get Lit Light-Up Tinsel Tree Roll Neck Christmas Sweater
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Light-Up Reindeer Christmas Sweater Set with Glasses and Antlers
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Light-Up Dancing Christmas Tree Sweater with Tinsel
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JOYIN Matching Get Lit Tinsel Tree Sweater for Couples
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RAISEVERN Fake Santa Chest and Candy Cane Tie Sweatshirt
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HSCTEK Light-Up Llama Fair Isle Christmas Sweater
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Liitrsh Oh Deer Light-Up Christmas Sweater Set with Hat and Socks
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Fake Santa Chest and Tie Ho Ho Ho Sweatshirt
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